“Randomly” selected at Logan airport

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Fisher1949, Jan 5, 2013.

  1. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    Another sheep gets a dose of TSA stupidity and suddenly has a change of heart.

  2. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    I realize we're a nation of sheep and cowards, but how hard is it to say "none of your frapping business" to these freedom fluffers?
  3. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    TSA (Touching Someone's (expletive deleted)): How did you get to the airport?
    Me: Camel (only one hump)

    TSA (They'll Steal Anything): Have you had anything to eat?
    Me: Olives and dates.

    TSA (Terroristic Sexual Assailant): Can I see our documentation?
    Me: I have prison tats...will that do?

    TSA (Too Stupid for Arbys): How long did you take to pack your bags?
    Me: What bags? I haven't had any baggage since my divorce!
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  4. Wow! I don't know why I'm still shocked when I read stuff like this. Shocked both at the nerve of the d-bag screeners and at this guy's cheerful compliance.

    I love this:

    I don't think they were acting, son. And then this is a big WTF:

    Ooooh, a true psychic, this BDO!

    Now what are you supposed to say to that one? "I think you're disgusting traitors and the whole charade is a disgrace to our nation." Better say it, otherwise you give off liar micro-expressions, right? And then get your cash stolen as retaliation. This next one pisses me off more than all the others.

    Thing is, he already got frisked, cleared the ETD, and they were searching his bag. It's not like they could do much worse. Why play along at all?
  5. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    At this point I'd be hard-pressed to avoid laughing my guts out. What a dufus!

    At least interactions like this are a much less intrusive way than groping to show people how worthless TSA is.
  6. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    Answer 1: gfy
    Answer 2: gfy
    Answer 3: gfy
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  7. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    With a chainsaw.
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  8. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    Seems like giving someone the third degree without probable cause might be grounds for a lawsuit. Even LE has limits on what they can ask without placing someone under arrest.
  9. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Or... answer for all: "Ba-gooooock? Cluck?"

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