10 years later, TSA has redefined the air travel experience | Wichita Eagle‏

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Link to original article?

 

Stan Finger Loves the TSA

I note that when I entered in the search terms "TSA Wichita Eagle" the second link was to the article about Michele Dunaj. It would appear that this knob slobbering fest is an attempt to clean up their ridiculously abysmal image.

You know, I was just thinking the other day, if everybody loves TSA as much as TSA tells us they do, AND the Gallup poll is right that 54% of Americans LOVE TSA, then why does TSA have to constantly remind us how awesome TSA is?

I mean, if you're awesome, you're awesome and everybody knows it.

OTOH if you're a bunch of loser dirtbags, then you probably have to constantly remind everybody else how awesome you think you are.

TSA proving once again how truly clueless they are.

 

Not quite: "Because of us, many of them stopped flying."

Check out the photo gallery in the article. It looks like the airport is Cancer Box-free. The last two pictures are the good ol' boy FSD in his office proudly displaying the bins of thermonuclear Shampoo and pocket knives his clerks have confiscated.

 

Is it not the epitome of pathetic that they put bins of liquids on display as "good catches" of "weapons"?

 

And they're really proud of the cake servers they've confiscated ... er... "accepted the voluntary surrender of" from brides and grooms that were actually happy until they got to the airport.

 

Because they're all too aware that once their TSA job is gone, they literally have nowhere else to go.

 

Dooh! Here as well.


http://votetravel.org/news/10-years-later-tsa-has-redefined-the-air-travel-experience