$1B of Nude Body Scanners Made Worthless By Blog — How Anyone Can Get Anything Past The TSAs NoSs

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Affection, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Eeeek! But I would prefer people not call each other "retarded."
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  2. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    There were a lot of comments that suggested that TSA have pax turn sideways as well. Obviously that is a huge time problem which is why they don't do it.

    I seem to recall an early demonstration video on the BKSX, somewhere between 2007-2009, that showed just that. Unless I'm imagining this, there were two sets of footprints turned 90 degrees and the person stood facing the side of the scanner and then through the scanner. I dug around in my bookmark archive but haven't found it yet. If that is the case, it may indicate that the manufacturer designed the system requiring a two directional scan in order to work reliably. So if TSA went unidirectional to save time, it means they know these don't work for items on the side.

    Anyone else recall this or did I just lose a few more neurons?
  3. Affection

    Affection Original Member

    Is this a bad porn movie, a rape fantasy, or a reaction to airport security?

    Oh, there's not much difference anymore, is there...

  4. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Not to mention that the ATR software is geared toward analyzing front & back views, with input from the operator as to whether the subject is male or female. It isn't just a simple matter of spending twice as much time scanning & irradiating people.
  5. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

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  6. Did you know they made an actual porn about TSA screening in which women do exactly as Emily suggests?

    http://www.travelunderground.org/in...our-(expletive deleted)-is-in-our-hands.1433/

    It's fabulous satire, though it's becoming less and less satirical by the day.
  7. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    Interesting reading, indeed.
  8. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Thank you for posting this. Very informative.
  9. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Your memory is completely in tact, sir. Or else I, too, recall things that didn't exist.
  10. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Somebody helped you out a bit, Lisa. Dear Emily wrote something totally incorrect and was called on it.

  11. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Yeah, I called her on it. She lied about what Schneier wrote. I guess she thought nobody was capable of going over there and checking, including those of us who had already read what he wrote!
  12. Affection

    Affection Original Member

    Just wanted you guys to know that I've begun working on my next video. ;)

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  13. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    Stardom awaits.
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  14. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Can you give us a reel of coming attractions?
  15. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    No way wouldnt want to give TSA a heads up there going to be embrassed again on the international stage.
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  16. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Disinformation can be phun.
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  17. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    Like poking a caged tiger with a poker? :D
  18. Affection

    Affection Original Member

    Oh, to be clear, the next video will embarass the TSA on the international stage.

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  19. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    I think we need to invent a new word to describe just how much (expletive deleted) Jon kicks.
  20. Elizabeth Conley

    Elizabeth Conley Original Member

    Way to go Jon:



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