These would make great promotional gifts for frequent fliers. http://www.shopgadgetsandgizmos.com/product/23253/
Bill, wanna do this for TSA News? If not, I will. Mike, maybe TUG can partner with this purveyor and get a cut.
Run with it. Maybe some humorous commentary would be appropriate. Some incomplete suggestions: Head fits neatly into rear for convenient storage. Repels roaches, rats and other pests. Get the full set to discourage foreign visitors. Warning: Not safe for use near children or elderly women. Caution: Unsupervised use may result in a loss of Constitutional rights, laptop computers, jewelry and other valuables. I’m sure others here will have some better stuff to offer.