Anger Management TSA Employee Stress Doll

These would make great promotional gifts for frequent fliers.

http://www.shopgadgetsandgizmos.com/product/23253/

 

Bill, wanna do this for TSA News? If not, I will.

Mike, maybe TUG can partner with this purveyor and get a cut.

 

Might make a good dog chew toy.

 

A real TSClerk would make a better one.

 

What's black and tan and looks good on a Pedosmurf? A rottweiler.

 

Run with it.
Maybe some humorous commentary would be appropriate. Some incomplete suggestions:

Head fits neatly into rear for convenient storage.
Repels roaches, rats and other pests.
Get the full set to discourage foreign visitors.
Warning: Not safe for use near children or elderly women.
Caution: Unsupervised use may result in a loss of Constitutional rights, laptop computers, jewelry and other valuables.

I’m sure others here will have some better stuff to offer.

 

Hat pins anyone?

 

As in, appropriate for use as voodoo doll? If he had "BDO" tattooed on him, that'd be perfect!

 

I just float some thoughts, youse guys can and take it anywhere you like.