Since mushrooms kill more people in this country than does terrorism, perhaps we should have TSA types guarding forests and woodlands, and scanning and groping us all before we enter our kitchens. Perhaps they could have specially designed uniforms with a nifty logo. Whaddya think?
My apologies in advance: Badgers/mushrooms/snakes and Attack of the Mushroom People three hours of sleep and my mind goes to funny places
