Body scanner helps you find the perfect jeans

Discussion in 'What's On Your Mind?' started by phoebepontiac, Apr 12, 2013.

  1. I would actually consider getting in a body scanner for this purpose. I still want the things tested more thoroughly, and I don't know if it's a good idea to accept the use of body scanners anywhere, since they first came out hard and fast as instruments of oppression. But I find jeans shopping so damn miserable, I might just voluntarily get in a scanner. Either they're too loose, or they don't stay up, or they're too tight, or my butt looks stupid. Maybe I just don't like jeans.

    Incidentally, talk about sentences that should be made into a paragraph! What can you do, that's how it was written.
  2. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    Aha. a career path for tsa clerks.

    I don't have a problem with this tech, if it is freely chosen for whatever reason. although for privacy reasons, there should be safeguards against any data storage in these devices.
  3. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    And why not? A nude-o-scope for your thighs is the perfect complement to a fluoroscope for your feet.
  4. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    "Radio waves bounced off the moisture on my skin...."

    Now we have proof of why MMW fails so often. :D
  5. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    I think you just connected the dots for me -- why it fails (false alarms) in airports is why it could work at Bloomingdale's.

    Just don't get cooked.
  6. Frank

    Frank Original Member

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