! Brainstorming Help Needed

Hi Guys,

I'm working on "the next big thing." I can't share what it is just yet, but I'd still like to ask for your help.

Let's say you had 120 characters or less to warn the general public of the dangers of the body scanners and/or that they should opt out. What would you tell them?

Thanks,

--Jon

 

Only 120? Even Twitter! is more generous.

 

"The Europeans and the Israelis refuse to use the scanners. Why do we?"

 

"Avoid cancer causing scanners at the airport. Opting out could save your life!"

 

Fly and be in a peep-show for some TSA creep? Your image can be saved and shared. Skip the porn and radiation booths!

 

TSA: Thugs, Thieves, and Pedophiles. Enter at your own RISK

 

Ooh! Ooh! More than generous!

Try-outs Today for XXX Porn/Bestiality/S&M Flick of You, Your Mom, the TSA, Grandpa, McGruff the Crime Dog & the Kids!

There, characters to spare.

 

You get my vote for the best warning label!

 

Danger, Biohazard ahead. Demand to opt out.

 

Real Americans stand up for their freedoms. Opt out today.

 

I opted out almost two years ago (last flew 27 Dec 2010). I can't opt any outer.