Building better Gropenfrauen at Memphis

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Mike, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Wow! 13 Memphis Gropenfrauen have completed half a semester of college! I'm impressed ... not.

    Commercial Appeal: Transportation Security Administration officers finish college courses

    The agency responsible for protecting America's skies and transportation arteries from terrorists on Wednesday honored the first 13 TSA officers and inspectors in Memphis to complete the training, offered locally by Southwest Tennessee Community College.

    One night each week at a TSA office in an undisclosed location :rolleyes: near Memphis International Airport, employees take classes entitled "Introduction to Homeland Security," "Intelligence Analysis and Security Management," and "Transportation and Border Security."
  2. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    First hour: what the Resistance really is and how to feel it
    Second hour: distinguishing real and harmless Resistances from ones needing further investigation
    Third hour: why you must not wear your Uniforms off Airport premises
  3. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    This was probably my favorite little tidbit from the article:

  4. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Memphis TSA employees:

  5. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    *=Unless you like being abducted by angry citizens and having jumper cables attached to your reproductive organs.
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  6. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    Have a heart, college is hard for people with a two digit IQ.:p

    p.s. story seems be gone.
  7. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    Eh hears the worlds smalls violin playing for them (thumb and pointer finger rubbing together).
  8. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Still there for me. :)
  9. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    I prefer cattle prods for sensitive areas. Car batteries just don't have enough oomph.

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