Welcome to TUG's newest recruit, Daniel Boone Returns! He's tying my brain in knots to figure out how one can return when one hasn't been someplace to begin with, but that's alright by me because it still makes more sense than TSA procedures! Glad you joined us, DBR, and we hope you'll stay for a long, long time.
Do I have this right? He was buried in Missouri, then they hauled his body off to Kentucky in the middle of the night, now he's been dug up again & appeared at TUG? Has anyone seen Elvis?
No, but would anyone here definitely know Jimmy Hoffa if they saw him? Because I snapped a picture of this guy who's been loitering around the office in a Santa suit...