This is really a crappy thing to have happen to you ... NBC New York: Man Hit by Subway After Defecating Between Cars Police say a 31-year-old man defecating between cars on the uptown 6 train was killed when he fell onto the tracks and was struck by the train he was riding. Witnesses tell police the victim had been defecating between the cars when he fell just after 4 p.m. as the train was leaving the 125th Street station.
Better re-read it, for comprehension. There were two incidents described in the article. Bozo #1 (the Tween-Car-Crapper) is quite deceased: Bozo #2 (not known to be a Rail-Crapper) was injured in a separate incident.
Another Darwin graduate of the gene pool cleaning course. http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013...ter-shooting-down-power-line-to-steal-copper/