We haven't seen this one before, have we? These two must have alarmed the metal detector or something. Here's what I think: 1) I strenuously object to turning this into a game, blowing up the blue glove like a balloon, "put your arms out like you're an airplane," etc. The girl was groomed for predators that day. 2) That said, this clerk did work with the parent to lessen the trauma of the experience. It's better than some of the other Nurse Ratchet style patdowns kids have gotten. 3)The patdown on the little girl was so light and limited it couldn't have possibly found anything well hidden. Total theater. What a joke. 4) If a smurf cranked my palms upward with no warning like she did to the mom, I would lose my sh*t. I have a shoulder condition.