DHS asks: Do you have “malintent”?

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Lisa Simeone, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    DHS asks: Do you have “malintent”?
     
  2. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    The TSA can't even SPOT the known criminals in their midst, and they'd like us to believe that thirty seconds of conversation with a knuckle-dragger hired from an ad on a pizza box will accomplish more than actual intelligence work?

    They just keep piling the crap higher and deeper, don't they?
     
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  3. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    A**holes.
     
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  4. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    That implies that they're on top of something. They're underneath & digging deeper.
     
  5. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    Considering the mounting Congressional criticism and the current budget environment no rational organization would propose such a lame brained and easily ridiculed idea.

    For TSA arrogance trumps reason every time.
     
  6. RB

    RB Founding Member

    TSA would.
     
  7. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    BDO: "Do you have 'malintent'?
    ME: "Yes, I suppose that from your perspective, I most certainly do. I take every opportunity to speak out against your agencies overreaching security theatrics and will continue to do so to all of my friends, family, co-workers, and elected officials until such time that every slimy, blue-shirted one of you is out on the streetcorners holding up signs saying: WILL GROPE FOR FOOD!! --- Any more dumb-(expletive deleted) questions for me, young man [lady]?"
     
  8. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Great comment! You should leave at original: DHS Asks Do You Have Malintent
     
  9. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    Done!
     
  10. Monica47

    Monica47 Original Member

    Got this as a joke email this morning - more truth to it than most people realize unfortunately:


    Airport Screening Results January 2012































































    January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:


    Terrorists Discovered

    0


    Transvestites

    133


    Hernias

    1,485


    Hemorrhoid Cases

    3,172


    Enlarged Prostates

    8,249


    Breast Implants

    59,350


    Natural Blondes

    3




     
  11. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

  12. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Malintent? No, but I would be happy to share a little methane with you.
     
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  13. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    I'd say right now they're about half way to China.
     
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  14. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    TSA operations are a fusion of three senses: Arrogance, Insolence, Nonsense.
     
  15. N965VJ

    N965VJ Original Member

    Yes, in the worl of TSA Security Theatre, let's look to Hollywood fantasy for technological innovation. :rolleyes: Imagine what would happen to a local sheriff if they told their constituents they were going to blow tax dollars on this kind of nonsense.

    Sure, every time TSA employees find an illegal alien, someone with a stash of weed, deadbeat dad, etc. they'll just turn them over to law enforcement. What a convenient way to set up a dragnet and get around all that pesky Probable Cause stuff. :rolleyes:
     
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  16. Monica47

    Monica47 Original Member

    Had a conversation this afternoon with the gal who does my hair about the TSA. Told me she doesn't mind going through the scanner. Doesn't bother her a bit because it's "for our safety" BUT what did bother her was on her recent trip to Las Vegas the TSA agent in Seattle discovered her large container of perfume she forgot to put in her checked baggage. Told her he'd have to take it. She begged and pleaded with him and he let her take it. But on the way home the TSA agent in Las Vegas confiscated it - said she forgot to pack it again. I asked her what he did with her "dangerous" perfume. Well, he dropped it into the garbage can. I said - you mean the one he was standing next to, the one all the other passengers walked past? I said - you stand there in a scanner getting radiated and viewed naked having your Constitutional rights violated but you're mad because they took a damn bottle of perfume? And you think anything they are doing is making you safer? I felt like I was talking to a brick wall. Some people will just never "get it".
     
  17. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Yep. They will never get it. "Take my rights, irradiate me, feel me up, treat me like (expletive deleted), but whatever you do don't hit me in the pocketbook!"

    People bitch more about the lack of peanuts and pretzels on the plane than they do about having their rights violated. Is it any wonder I say they're getting exactly what they deserve?
     
  18. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    The problem with that (and yes I see the irony of my statement) is their compliancy and ignorance drags you and me down with them.
     
  19. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    I know. But at least I can enjoy seeing them get their comeuppance.
     
  20. N965VJ

    N965VJ Original Member

    I didn't get my pre-departure beverage, what kind of compensation should I ask for?
    :td::mad::td::mad::td::mad::td::mad::td:
    :mad:This is an outrage!:mad:
    :td::mad::td::mad::td::mad::td::mad::td:

    :rolleyes:
     
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