"(expletive deleted) TSA Screeners Say"

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Affection, Jan 27, 2012.

  1. Affection

    Affection Original Member

    For anyone involved on the Interwebs, there's been a meme of YouTube videos entitled, "(expletive deleted) _____ People Say," where the blank space is filld in with anything imaginable. For example:

    (expletive deleted) People in LA Say - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xzA-Op1soo
    (expletive deleted) Girlfriends Say - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y6dDQ129UM
    (expletive deleted) Women Say to Personal Trainers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aosMsYWzKzs


    I'd love to put together one for the TSA. I have the uniform from my Halloween costume, so it should be pretty easy. ;) Anyone want to help me brainstorm?

  2. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    You'd need a fat suit!
  3. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    I'm so there! Count me in.

    And I'm so embarrassed. I'm from southern California so the L.A. one speaks to me......
    Things I've said:

    "I hate the valley"
    "I've been craving In-N-Out" (fixed)
    "I have good parking karma"

  4. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    What's wrong with Downey? I spent a century there during Y2K. :) Got to see the first Spiderman death, as it was across the street from where I worked.

    But I do miss In&Out and Carl's Jr. Though I did not appreciate Carl's "white men can't cook" ad campaign. And I was just a short bus ride away from the oldest operating McDogfood.
  5. Affection

    Affection Original Member

    For Halloween, I stuffed a pillow in my shirt. It's kinda double-symbolic: first of the TSA being fat, and second of the TSA stuffing passengers belongings in their shirts.


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