Former Newark TSA screener: “a lot of what we do is make-believe”

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    A former TSA screener at Newark International Airport concurs with other screeners and with rational observers and security experts: “A lot of what we do is make-believe.”​
    In an exclusive column for the New York Post, this anonymous screener pulls back the curtain that so many of us have been pulling back for years. A few highlights:​
    Did you know you don’t need a high-school diploma or GED to work as a security screener? These are the same screeners that TSA chief John Pistole and Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano refer to as a first-class first line of defense in the war on terror.​
    These are the employees who could never keep a job in the private sector. I wouldn’t trust them to walk my dog.
    An agent got through Newark last week with an improvised explosive device? That’s not even news to anyone who works there. It happens all the time. The failure rate is pretty high, especially with federal investigators, and the pat-down itself is ridiculous.​
    And the failure rate is high even with advance notice, which is practically de rigueur:
    When there are internal tests, conducted by the Newark training department, it’s easy to cheat because they use our co-workers. You could be working with someone all morning, and then they’re gone. Word gets around the checkpoint. Someone will come over to you and say, “Hey, it’s Joe. He’s got a blue duffel bag.”
    It’s “all for show”? No, Joe, say it ain’t so!
    What are the chances of you being on a flight where something happens? We always said it’s not a question of if terrorists get through — it’s a question of when. Our feeling is nothing’s happened because they haven’t wanted it to happen. We’re not any big deterrent. It’s all for show.
    This guy is wrong, though, about how police officers conduct frisks — or are supposed to conduct frisks. I’ve been frisked by cops. As I’ve said till I’m blue in the face, what the TSA is doing isn’t frisking, it’s groping. Cops aren’t legally allowed to grope. Yeah, I get it that they abuse their authority sometimes, too. I’m talking legal search. Legal frisk. Frisking isn’t groping. You don’t need to grope people’s genitals to figure out if they’re hiding a weapon. This TSA agent may know something about his former job, but he knows nothing about police frisks.
    As for what TSA screeners in general think:​
    Most TSA screeners know their job is a complete joke. Their goal is to use this as a stepping stone to another government agency.​
    We work in a culture where common sense has no place. All but a very few TSA personnel know they’re employed by a bottom-of-the-barrel agency.​
    And again as we’ve written — and provided evidence for — umpteen times, TSA clerks target women:
    Goofing off and half-hour-long bathroom breaks are the only way to break up the monotony. There is also a lot of ogling of female passengers by the male screeners. So, ladies, cover up when you get to the airport. These guys are checking you out constantly.
    Of course, there are always the True Believers:
    A small number of screeners are delusional zealots who believe they’re keeping America safe by taking your snow globe, your 2-inch pocket knife, your 4-ounce bottle of shampoo, and performing invasive pat-downs on your kids.​
    Oh, well, whatever. We’ve been presenting logic, facts, risk assessment, statistical analysis, empirical evidence for years. It hasn’t made a dent. And this guy’s exposé won’t make a dent either. Those people who want not actual security, but only the feeling of security, will not be moved. Not until they get the grope of a lifetime or their belongings stolen themselves. And even then, many of them will still insist it’s for their safety.
    Meanwhile, our buddy over at Taking Sense Away has also had it. He’s also tired of ringing alarm bells, speaking the truth, and having to deal with so much stupidity and willful ignorance in return. I know the feeling.

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