Fourth Amendment Socks

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Monica47, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. Monica47

    Monica47 Original Member

    I’ve been wanting to offer Fourth Amendment Socks for about 8 years now. My lovely bridecame up with the idea. It’s beautiful and perfect. Sort of like her.

    A few years ago, there was a brief internet hoax regarding Fourth Amendment Socks that were printed with “Metallic Ink”. Sure.

    Regardless. Here they are.
    Because of the printing, shipping on these takes a good long while. At least 3 weeks. So… chill.
    Officially, they fit women’s shoe size 5-9, men’s shoe size 3-8, but I wear an 11 and for “travel purposes” they fit just fine and are remarkably comfortable.
    If I get lots and lots of orders, I will offer other styles and larger sets.
    This is a hobby, at best, so I’m trying to keep costs low for everyone concerned.
    phoebepontiac likes this.
  2. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    So the smurf will have one last chance to learn it before you plant your shoe-bereft foot squarely between his eyes?
  3. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    One of my mentors taught me long ago, "Hit hard targets with something harder."

    My foot is considerably less dense than any TSA employee's skull.
  4. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    Which is why in that situation you go for the larynx. Crush that and all the fight will go out of your typical Pedosmurf. And you get the bonus of watching the life drain from his eyes.
  5. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    I'm trying to work a foot in mouth snark here but can't.
  6. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Not a hoax. Been offered for years. But all sold out:

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