Get out of jail? Only if you let us scan your iris

The officer should be unemployed due to perjury and the filing of a false police report.

And the arrestee should sue them. There should be no indemnification for police officers who purjure themselves: Let both the city and the officer dig deep into their pockets.

This nonsense will only stop when it becomes too expensive to defend.

 

no, your honor, you cannot scan my iris. But you're welcome to scan my sphincter muscle

 

Don't tempt them. That'll be the next requirement To Keep Us Safe.

 

Let me introduce you to the new prisoner GPS tracking unit. It's rectally implanted.