It's hard not to think TSA is making this up as it goes

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Fisher1949, Nov 1, 2011.

  1. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

  2. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    Does this sentence strike anyone else as odd? Or is it just me?

    (emphasis added)
  3. Cartoon Peril

    Cartoon Peril Original Member

    Dude didn't realize he was dealing with zombies.
  4. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    just doin mah job. just feeling yer b*llocks and b*tt cleft. just doin mah job.

    regular guys doing a regular job my *ss. every one of those jerks has a choice and they chose to sexually molest people. they are the most despicable people in our country.
  5. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Keep in mind that at least some of them just put up with the molestation part of it so they have opportunities to steal from passengers and take bribes from smugglers.
  6. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    "Just doing my job" -a mugger's "job" is to beat someone up and take their money. So I Suppose as long as the mugger performs both acts, the procedures are followed, the mugger has done their job and nothing wrong. *rolls eyes*

    That pretty much sums up how I feel about that line parroted by all them blue smurfs up and down their ranks.

    (Some how I get the feeling, a good feeling, that you guys aren't going to ban me for the above statements. Yay!)
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  7. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    Ha! Not a chance - I've said far worse about TS"O"s and here I am.

    The "just doing my job" thing irritates the crap out of me as well, same with the "Smurf-clerks followed SOP" bit. They're ignoring the elephant in the room.

    "I'm just doing my job." Exactly - it's a job that should never, ever be done. By anyone, to anyone. Ever. Under any circumstances.

    "They followed proper procedures." Bingo again - "proper" procedures aren't and they must be changed. SOP is wrong. It is wrong, it is fallible, it is flawed and it is DetriNegaIckyBad and following it should, in and of itself, be grounds for criminal prosecution and imprisonment. Preferably life imprisonment in solitary confinement in a windowless concrete room with the cell door permanently welded shut so they never see the light of day again, but I digress.

    "Following SOP" and "doing my job" should be incriminating statements rather than exonerating ones.
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  8. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    At the risk of oversharing, I thought a TSO sticking their hand in a woman's tw@t either 1) is against SOP, or 2) is SOP--and entirely (criminally) wrong in either event.
    But, friends, there is a new third way, I've just been told: 3) it was an accident. Now how the heck do you stick your hand in a woman's tw@t (twice) 'by accident'?
    They are making up the excuses for these criminal acts to go unprosecuted, maybe making them up as they go, but with some conspiring to do so.
  9. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    And this is exactly the problem as I've said from the beginning of these abhorrent procedures.

    These procedures allow for accidents to happen.

    Oopsie! Sorry, I just penetrated your vagina.

    Uh-oh! I fondled your balls.

    The fact that these things either weren't considered as possible, or that they were considered and determined insignificant in the outrageous thought of a terrorist!boarding!a!plane! with a bomb that would fit in the folds of the labia is seriously disgusting.

    Hey, person at TSA who dreamed up these procedures: if you're reading this, FOAD. Seriously, FOAD!
  10. FriendlySkies

    FriendlySkies Member

    9/11, Terrorists, etc... :rolleyes:
  11. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Pistole dreamed up these procedures. He instituted the gropes. He's vile. (And you can bet his minions are reading these forums. Our tax dollars, once again, at work.)
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  12. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    You know, it strikes me as odd that no one, no one who could do something about them, sees these procedures for what they are. What they truly, really are. I realize that some of Pistole's Perverts are reading this board, and a realize that a number of those will find this post. I also know that they are so sanctimonious, so righteous in their understanding of what they think they do, what I'm about will come across as hyperbole. Fine. You frankly can't convince the indoctrinated.

    Just now I've heard Paterno described as absolute evil for knowing that children were sexually abused, and doing nothing substantive to stop it.

    Make no mistake, John Pistole is as bad, or worse. Those between him and the front-line screeners are perhaps the most vile, disgusting, and unAmerican traitors ever to receive a paycheck from the Federal government.

    Look, you think you are doing something to thwart terrorism. Good for you. You're an idiot. These procedures are ineffective, and you have to know it based on the test failure rates you have access to. I know they are completely worthless having been through them.

    I've personally had my own testicles manipulated 3 separate times because of these procedures. I have survived childhood sexual abuse, and there is very little difference between what happened to me at home and what is going on at the airport. It's pathetic that you will brush this personal, direct experience off, and convince yourself that you're doing something worthwhile. You aren't.

    John Pistole most certainly is vile.

    The entire middle management of TSA appears to be clueless, stupid, perverse, and sexually depraved. What a sad lot of people you are.
  13. RB

    RB Founding Member

    I have to believe that Pistole and the rest of Pissy's Perverts like feeling up people. There is no other reasonable reason.
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  14. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member


    The entire workforce of the TSA appears to be clueless, stupid, perverse, and sexually depraved.
  15. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Remember, Pistole is speaking today from 2 to 3 at George Washington University in DC. As I said in another thread, I have a conflict at that time and can't go, but even if I didn't, I feel exhausted from ringing alarm bells about this stuff. Sommer said she was planning to go, so I hope she does. I only hope she doesn't get arrested.

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