Jalopnik: The TSA’s Freudian Craigslist Slip

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Mike, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Jalopnik: The TSA’s Freudian Craigslist Slip

     
  2. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Here is the complete job posting from Craigslist:

    Transportation Security Officers (Ann Arbor)​



    Date: 2012-03-28, 11:24AM EDT
    Reply to: zprjg-2926913263@job.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]​

    See the individual you are in a vital position for our security firm where you implement security-screening procedures that counter deadly or dangerous objects from being smuggled onto an aircraft. Be part of a imperious security team protecting airports and skies as you proudly establish your future.


    Minimum Qualifications:
    1. You must be a U.S. Citizen
    2. You are required to have a high school diploma or equivalent

    PT, full training

    • Location: Ann Arbor
    • Compensation: $17 per hour
    • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
    • Please, no phone calls about this job!
    • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
    PostingID: 2926913263​
     
  3. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Was just about to post this!

    Fab.
     
  4. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    Minimum Qualifications:
    1. You must be a U.S. Citizen
    2. You are required to have a high school diploma or equivalent

    I feel so safe right now. <--sarcasm
     
  5. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    What makes them think this was a mistake?
     
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  6. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    That's what I said in my comment there.
     
  7. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    LOL, great minds and all that.............
     
  8. N965VJ

    N965VJ Original Member

    I sent an email :p, but it bounced :rolleyes::

    FROM: N965VJ@xxxxx.com
    TO: zprjg-2926913263@job.craigslist.org
    Subject: Security Oficer job
    April 4, 2012 6:48 PM

    Hi I saw the ad on the web sight and would like to apply to be an Officer. I was thinking about buying a new gun the other day, but maybe I should hold off til I graduate the TSA academy if they will be issueing me a gun instead?

    hope to hear from u soon!

    VJ
     
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  9. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    Don't forget your own handcuffs.
     
  10. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    Silk rope or fur-lined?
     

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