Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Mike, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Huffington Post: Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport

    Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport. Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.
    In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.

    "I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

    Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector. "Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.
    Indeed he did have a growth.

    By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special ...
     
  2. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    So... they've never actually seen one of those before? Or were they just using Rolando Negrin as their baseline?
     
  3. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Getting the popcorn out, this might be a hard thread to keep up with.:D
     
  4. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

  5. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    This story is no good without pictures... ;)
     
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  6. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    There were some videos, but please preview them before if repost them -- nothing X-rated here -- although I doubt there's anything explicit. The guy simply doesn't want to do porn. On the other hand he does seem to want everything to know that he's #1, and them some. :D
     
  7. Aside from the fact that this is so pathetic, WTF about this:

    Powder on his pants? What? Why on earth would you let some loser put powder on your pants??
    I'm glad Mr. Falcon was amused by the whole thing, though. Here's hoping the smurfs were humiliated by the whole affair.
     
  8. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    They SHOULD be humiliated. Ever since the Rolando Negrin affair we've all known that TSA is shortstaffed.
     
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  9. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

     
  10. Ha!
     
  11. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    So to speak...
     

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