I hope this doesn't start a trend. http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/10/woman-naked-denver-airport/#.T4TWBNVNjC0
Not quite as worthless anymore, but we dirty old men would prefer a better photo, preferably without those annoying black bars in the middle of everything.
When I read the story my mental image was much worse than she looks. I was guessing 350, over 60 and missing a few teeth.