Last week's big catch: Jim Belushi had a joint

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Mike, Apr 10, 2012.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

  2. I wonder who got to smoke his joint after they took it?
     
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  3. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    I'm so glad this clear and present threat to air security was stopped by TSA, whose mission definitely does include screening for drugs.

    ...Oh, wait...
     
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  4. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    they burnt it in the employee's lounge.

    it's been decriminalized in Mass, so they didn't even make Jimmy lift his genitals at the jail. Now we know that carrying a torpedo at a Mass. airport has the same impact as carrying nail clippers. Another indispensable function performed by the TSA.
     
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  5. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    At least there will be some mellow screeners. Maybe if we all drop a joint at the checkpoint their short term memory will burn out.

    Could be a plus, just tell the screener that he/she already cleared you.
     
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  6. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    You'll have to express it in language that they'll understand in that enhanced condition, e.g. "Like, wow, man, you know, you already cleared me, man."
     
  7. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    I'll brush up on my Cheech and Chong lingo.
     

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