Love Me Tender, Buy My Globe [MEM]

Read the fine print -- only snow globes smaller than tennis balls need apply.

How about non-Elvis snow globes?

And when screeners haven't read the memo? Or don't care?

Commercial Appeal: Memphis airport security no longer will confiscate Elvis Presley snow globes

Graceland souvenir dealers may be interested to know their plastic Elvis Presley snow globes no longer are subject to seizure by airport security.​

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Thanks to a more common-sense approach, the 20 to 30 Elvis snow globes that go through passenger screening each month are now safe from confiscation by security officers at Memphis International Airport.​

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"Common sense" would have mandated never confiscating these in the first place.

 

At least they termed what TSA was doing as a "confiscation".

 

What is wrong with you people?! You've just given the tewwowists a way to sneak Magic BombWater™ onto planes!!

 

The terrorist's plot is to smuggle enough water aboard that you can drown everyone and crash the plane.