Luddite Warning, Level 10 - nomailto:Nappy

Discussion in 'What's On Your Mind?' started by Mike, Oct 1, 2012.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    National Journal: Napolitano: I Don't Use E-mail. At All.

    Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, who is a key player in national cybersecurity efforts, said on Friday she doesn't use e-mail.​

    "Don't laugh, but I just don't use e-mail at all," she said during a discussion at a Cybersecurity Summit hosted by National Journal and Government Executive. She didn't explain what communications tools she does use.​

    Given the epidemic levels of abuse and misconduct in several of her major agencies (esp. TSA, CBP, ICE, Secret Service), it's a safe conclusion that she doesn't communicate much, if at all.
  2. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    Smoke signals. as in, blowing smoke up our ***.

    Makes you wonder why she doesn't use email. She knows it's open to government snoops. What does she have to hide?
  3. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    No, not smoke signals, c'mon! get with the times...she uses two tin cans tied together by a string. Duh! :p
  4. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    Yeah, and her idea of "expanding infrastructure" is for both participants to tie the opposite ends of their strings to the nearest telephone pole.

    See? Modernized!
  5. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    That would explain why nobody ever seems to get the memos on things like the photography at the checkpoint policies...

    Nappy sends out a paper memo, which isn't readable by any of her underlings past Pissy because none of them can read anything unless it is displayed on their phone and contains less than 140 characters - as is patently obvious by the numbers of TSA employees seen texting at any given airport.

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