I'm a constant victim of TSA retalliation. I opt-out at IAH every time, and get the royal treatment. I now arrive at least 3 hours early, so I don't miss my flight. This happens every time. At the ID check; When asked my name, I reply, "From which document" TSA; From either one. ME; They're different. TSA; No, they're not. I then lean against the podium and slowly explain while the line backs up behind me. "Im sorry, but you failed to notice my boarding pass has a slash between my last & first name, while my DL has a comma, and also contains my middle initial. Isn't it your job to compair these documents to avoid fraudulant documents?" I'm finally waved through, but the Goober signals to the others. I then opt-out, and go for my prostate exam. Then I hear "BAG CHECK!" They proceed to go through my Computer Case, item by item. AA battery in flashlight is examined. 9v battery in electrical meter is examined.' TSA; Your medication is not labeled. ME; It doesn't have to be. TSA; It should be labeled ME; Call a cop. (Issue dropped) TSA; What is this? ME; Electrical Tester. Light glows when held near a live wire. TSA; Why does it flash when rubbed on my shirt? ME; Sometimes it detects dead brain cells. (Issue dropped) TSA; What is this? (Referring to my modified electronic cigarette) ME; That's a Gamma Sine Wave Stellar Modulator. (Made this one up) TSA; Huh? OK. Everything else was slowly examined, including my reading glasses, and after 20 minutes, I said, "You can take your time now. I missed my flight. (Which I had not) One more item checked, and I was "Free to go" I left the checkpoint feeling much safer.