Make Em Look Stupid - It really Ticks Them Off

Heck just throw in a random (new, unused)preg. test and see what ensues.

 

... not gonna even go there.

but since so many smurfs have a penchant to steal, im tempted to throw some expired vec or succs in my bag to see if they would steal it . Just wonder if changing the labels to something like morphine or other high power narcotics would be more enticing. In either case if they did i would be pretty easy to know who the thief was as they would be a dead ringer for a darwin award.

 

Well if you're going to go that route, just label some tic-tacs, smarties and other candies as higher powered narcs. cheaper and will make them look like a fool to the people they sell/shared the booty with.

 

Hmmmm.... I'm thinkin' (new, used) Tucks.

 

not Tucks, TSA truffles

 

LOL!

 

Umm I have a very nice supply of meds that are intended for emergency use (personal or on a scene). Why would I spend money like that when the expired stuff for free.

Narcs would be to nice a way to go for a smurf, needs to be a reminder before the lights leave there eyes... Paralytics do just that, as life's short if you can't breath! If they share even better before they check out.

Okay I'm going to spew pinkberry peppermint all over the place for the tucks reference... That's so wrong but nothing worse then a few others I could think of.

 

I would suggest sending a box of those to pistole but as he is a soul-less zombie, it would have no effect.

 

Why that would be my rainy day stash of Uranium 235.

Why do you have it?

Just a conversation starter. So. Tell me how much training and background checks does it take to have your job?