Media Cacophony Regarding TSA

I just completed a review of the last 24 hours of Google News hits on "TSA" -- 13 pages, approx. 130 articles, almost all negative. This is about 3X the normal TSA chatter in the news.

& this is without checking the "show duplicates" link!

The ship garbage scow is slowing sinking.

 

I just wish it would hurry up and capsize. I have places I want to go.

 

TSA needs to go the way of Titanic.

 

Still waiting for an orchestra to assemble on deck. If an honor guard would suffice, we can get on with the sinking.

 

What about all those cheery Christmas choristers?!

 

They'll have to plant more large cash envelopes for their TSOs to "find" and turn in.

 

Some have suggested recruiting TSA clerks to play violin, but reports indicate that said clerks were too busy rearranging deck chairs to have time to contribute musical accompaniment.

 

You mean too busy scrambling for lifeboats and pushing everyone else aside, don't you?

 

Think the clerks would be more suitable as ballast.

 

It's Titanic, not Doctor Who.

 

FIFY.

 

I also noticed that the anti-TSA articles have ramped up sharply lately. I expect that there will be more as November approaches. It would be great to see that become a campaign issue at the the national and local levels.