Mo. woman sends message to Wall St.

Discussion in 'Other Aspects of Aviation Security' started by Leave no trace, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. Leave no trace

    Leave no trace Original Member

  2. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Could we do something like that re: TSA?
  3. Leave no trace

    Leave no trace Original Member

    Ask for a quote :)
  4. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Great idea. Good for her. $900 sounds like a relative bargain. Of course, I bet if you tried to fly a sign saying something like, "TSA is an abusive, criminal agency," the company would refuse. I bet they have some guidelines -- probably the obvious stuff like no cuss words, etc. -- but I bet they'd also quickly get nervous if you wanted to say something completely within those guidelines, yet hard hitting.
  5. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    You never know if you don't ask.
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  6. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    OK, so give me some suggestions:

    TSA stop groping our genitals
    TSA stay out of our pants
  7. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    I've always liked "TSA stay out of our pants." It gets the point across while still being genteel, for those shrinking violets out there.
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  8. Doober

    Doober Original Member

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  9. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Doober, I'm all for graphic; just afraid the flysign company might not be on board with that.
  10. FetePerfection

    FetePerfection Founding Member Coach

    I don't know WHY flysign would care - besides I don't think they have any interaction with TSA. I'd like to see a sticky with suggestions for a sign then put it to a vote.

    I think something that mentions guilty until proven innocent, violations of the fourth of amendment and the low statistical risk of terrorism but probably not all in one sentence. Unless of course we could get Air Force One to fly the banner. :)
  11. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    I second that suggestion, but would add "Stay out of our bras, too!"
  12. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    If Air Force One and family on board went through what the rest of us proles do, the sign might not be necessary.
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  13. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    I like:

    Hey, Hey TSA! How many kids did you grope today?
  14. Cartoon Peril

    Cartoon Peril Original Member

    I'm all in favor of genteel ("Would madame care for another mint julip?") but sometimes genteel just ain't gonna do. (There. I said it, the A-word.)
  15. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    What's wrong with "ain't"?

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