My 5th Grader Was Groped By TSA - The Huffington Post‏

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Fisher1949, Apr 19, 2012.

  1. Ciarin

    Ciarin Member

    My indoctrination started with TRADOC in Ft. Jackson SC.
  2. Ciarin

    Ciarin Member

    As does yours.
  3. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

  4. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

  5. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    I guess it didn't take as well as the TSA indoctrination, then?
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  6. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    Every ounce of grief, every embarrassment, every humiliation experienced by passengers since October of 2010 are due directly to him.
    So, no prosecution. 300 lashes on his bare back, tarred and feathered, and finally exiled to Syria, where *ssholes like him can have a field day shooting civilians in their homes.
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  7. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    Don't give him the chance. If he survives the 300 lashes (ol' atheistic CW is no bible scholar, but I'd heard that Jesus' 39 lashes were kept to 39 because 40 was known to kill some subjects) and tarring-and-feathering, just work him to death in a salt mine where he'll never see the light of day again. Once he finally expires, just grind him up and use him as animal feed. Claim he died in an altercation which he started by making (racist|sexist|antisemitic|$OFFENSE) comments to minimize the chances of him ever receiving a dignified memorial service. People can argue that individual smurf-clerks deserve some measure of respect, but Pistole definitely does not. The buck stops at him and there's no way to argue he's not responsible.
  8. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    ...partially. His directives would have absolutely zero effect if he didn't also have a horde of slack-jawed knuckle-dragging schmucks implementing them.
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  9. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Or maybe just dump him in the ocean like bin Laden.
  10. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    At the risk of being tagged to another secret watch list, I'd just want to point out that Pissy has done more to curb the american people's rights and way of life than bin laden did.
  11. jtodd

    jtodd Original Member

    Most definitely! This is why I consider him a much more direct and likely threat to my liberty, rights and property than any terrorist. His beliefs will definitely affect and limit my rights. Unlike some random terrorist in another part of the world, his beliefs necessarily dictate policy in an organization that has no concern for the Constitution or even accepted standards.
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  12. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    And, as TUG regulars already know, directly handed Al Qaeda a win. It was AQ's explicitly stated, widely publicized goal to make the US terrorize itself and bleed itself bankrupt with ever-increasing "security" procedures.
    Mission Accomplished. Thank you, John Pistole and every other authoritarian out there.
  13. RB

    RB Founding Member

    No, we don't want to foul the ocean with Pistole.
  14. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    ....and every last one of their idiot employees.
  15. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    Apparently it didn't take, given you've gone to TSA not once but twice.
  16. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    Definitely hazardous waste...
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  17. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    So he should be stored deep inside a mountain vault for thousands of years?

    Given his agency's actions, it puts a whole new spin on "This Is Not A Place of Honor"

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