My Halloween Costume :)

Discussion in 'What's On Your Mind?' started by Affection, Oct 30, 2011.

  1. Affection

    Affection Original Member

    This year, I've outdone myself, and made the scariest costume I could think of:

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    Does THIS look under 3.4 oz. to you?!

    Happy Halloween from STSO Jon! ;)
     
  2. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    I think im gonna......:td:
     
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  3. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    Scary is right!! EEEEEEEK!!! :eek:
     
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  4. FetePerfection

    FetePerfection Founding Member Coach

    I hope you're at least a one-striper...or is it a one-stripper?
     
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  5. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    He's an STSO - that makes him a 3-striper!

    Oh, I get it...
     
  6. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    your hands are not grasping the proper anatomical objects ;) but that would be impossible unless you had a partner dressed as the gropee
     
  7. Cartoon Peril

    Cartoon Peril Original Member

    Now, all you need is someone dressed up as a little old lady in a wheelchair, or a retired teacher with an ostomy bag, or a baby wearing diapers, and you are set for the full TSA experience! Keeping the Homeland safe from the scum of the universe!
     
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  8. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, that's the most terrifying thing I've seen since the distorted face in the end of Inland Empire.

    So much for a good night's sleep...
     
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  9. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    Jon, you ought to go to the nearest airport and start giving passengers random squeezes of their private parts. Then you'd not only look like you were in the big leagues, you'd be acting like them...
     
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  10. Cartoon Peril

    Cartoon Peril Original Member

    Truth is, with a bit more detail, you probably could wander around an airport doing who knows what.
     
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  11. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Is it a crime to impersonate a TSO? Would they even have thought that anyone in his right mind would WANT to impersonate a TSO?
     
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  12. FetePerfection

    FetePerfection Founding Member Coach

    Jon, to be totally accurate you need to stuff about 3 king-size pillows under your shirt and in your pants.
     
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  13. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    I kept thinking, "There's something missing, here." I think you have pinpointed it exactly! ^
     
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  14. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Too skinny, hair's too neat, shirt's tucked in too well, and the tie is too neat.

    TSA employees are slobs in general.
     
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  15. LeeAnne

    LeeAnne Original Member

    You should carry an adult diaper around with you. If anyone asks what it is, tell them you forced a 95 year old lady to take it off at the airport.
     
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  16. Affection

    Affection Original Member

    lol... I actually do have a pillow under my shirt, but not 3. ;) I'll add more padding for tonight.

    --Jon
     
  17. Affection

    Affection Original Member

    I've been sticking to groping hot suspicious chicks in NYC bars. ;) ...and confiscating people's beers if they are in a > 3.4 oz container.

    "We got a cute one for ya!"

    --Jon
     

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