Nature's Way of Weeding Out the Stupid (Darwin Candidates)

Discussion in 'What's On Your Mind?' started by Mike, Jun 13, 2011.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    KMOX: Suspected Thief Electrocuted


    To quote Thomas Edison, "He was Westinghoused."
     
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  2. bobsgt

    bobsgt Original Member

    I thought the primary elections were supposed to weed out the stupid... Turns out, it's primary wire that does it!
     
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  3. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Those 8,000 volt lines will do it every time. For best results, use all three phases.
     
  4. bobsgt

    bobsgt Original Member

    One leg of a 4160 circuit is enough to charge me up, thank you. :eek:
     
  5. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Chicago Tribune: Cops: Teen fatally shot trying to rob off-duty cop
    Oops, wrong clown. :D
     
  6. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    The latest episode of unrequited Darwinism ....

    Yahoo News: NY motorcyclist dies on ride protesting helmet law

     
  7. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    We need to keep an eye on this guy. He's a good candidate to be a future subject of this thread.

    AP: Swedish man caught trying to split atoms at home

    Duh!

    Double duh!

    Don't try this at home, folks. :D
     
  8. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Another one bites the dust, this time in Houma, LA ....

    WAFB 9: Man electrocuted while alledgedly stealing electric wire

     
  9. FetePerfection

    FetePerfection Founding Member Coach

    Made me laugh out loud with this one Mike - keep 'em coming. :)
     
  10. FetePerfection

    FetePerfection Founding Member Coach

    Sadly this "rocket scientist's" wife was the victim.

     
  11. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Technically he's not a Darwin candidate, since he can still reproduce. :(
     
  12. FetePerfection

    FetePerfection Founding Member Coach

    Maybe the rocket ricochet off her head and into his crotch thereby rendering him neutered. :)
     
  13. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    That would render him eligible.
     
  14. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Unfortunately for him, I don't think you're allowed to win Darwin awards by proxy. His wife is indeed removed from the gene pool, but no Darwin for him.
     
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    Mike Founding Member Coach

  16. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

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  18. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Yes. We hand them blue shirts and tin badges and tell them to grope people to make them feel safer when they fly.
     
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  20. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    oh I don't know, there was no victim in this case. He'll probably be all right so long as nobody lets him watch "Deliverance".
     

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