Negotiating a TSA checkpoint in a kilt

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Doober, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    I just came across this from 2010; it's a bit long but funny.

    http://subliminalpanda.blogspot.com/2010/11/tsa-fondling-fat-mens-balls-since-2010.html

    Essentially, objectors (conscientious or not) could opt to be taken to a separate area, where a same-sex TSA agent essentially would run gloved hands over the passenger’s body…all over it. Touching. Lots of touching. We’re talking about touching that usually involves dolls and sympathetic-voiced prosecuting attorneys. I guess that for me, the first irony with this solution is that the government won’t allow me to marry a man I love, but they’ll pay another one to feel me up in the name of national security?Essentially, objectors (conscientious or not) could opt to be taken to a separate area, where a same-sex TSA agent essentially would run gloved hands over the passenger’s body…all over it. Touching. Lots of touching. We’re talking about touching that usually involves dolls and sympathetic-voiced prosecuting attorneys. I guess that for me, the first irony with this solution is that the government won’t allow me to marry a man I love, but they’ll pay another one to feel me up in the name of national se
     
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  2. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    I would so love to read this, but it's white font on a black background, which is murder on the eyes. No can do.
     
  3. I copy/pasted it into a word doc and it came out in black font on white background.
     
  4. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    a great piece. thanks for posting it.
     

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