New job assignment coming for BDOs, soon to be known as Butt Bombs R Us

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Mike, Jun 10, 2013.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Now that it's been revealed that Asadullah Khalid, head of Afghanistan's Directorate of Security, was nearly killed by an attacker with a bomb in his rectum (guards even had him strip naked & cleared him :D), I think we can see this coming.

    My prediction is that by the end of 2013, they'll be retraining Behavioral Detection Officers as Bowel Detection Officers.

    Please remember to ask them to change their gloves, because they probably won't unless they're reminded.

    This should also add an interesting new dimension to the gate rapes when they forget to bring gloves to the gates ...

    Of course, this also is undetectable by the Nude-O-Scopes.
  2. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    The sad part is that way too many people will go along with it and say it is necessary. At least up until the time when it is them or their family member, then they will wonder why their outrage is being ridiculed.
  3. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    I see a business opportunity here in the form of self-service enema kiosks in the airports. Portable units will need to be developed to be deployed at gates as needed.
  4. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    All kidding aside, I would expect the pants-wetting powers that be to deploy those x-ray machines that penetrate soft tissue. I have seen some news articles about customs inspections in other infamous drug-running countries that use those types of machines. Would not be surprized in the least if our gooberment unleashed this type of screening for airline passengers.:td:
  5. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    And then you'll get the exasperated sigh and eye-roll from the waste of skin in the blue shirt.
  6. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Maybe TSA will designate these screeners with brown stripes.
  7. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Wouldn't it be more appropriate to designate all of the TSA with brown shirts?
  8. RB

    RB Founding Member

    No worries, the security industry is prepared to offer TSA the latest in intrusive, demeaning search methods.
  9. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    This will also open up added opportunities for airlines to earn more ancillary income thorugh in-flight enemas. Delta will be reaching into your pants for more than just your wallet to ensure you're fresh & relaxed for those "tight" connections where you have to clear security again.

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