Nobel Prize stumps TSA

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Lisa Simeone, Mar 11, 2012.

  1. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

  2. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    Yeah, well, duh...
  3. Part of me wishes they tried to confiscate it. That would have made a great story.
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  4. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Fixed it for you, please let's get the terminology right.
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  5. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    I think the pedosmurfs learned their lesson on that one when a predecessor agency tried to steal a Medal of Honor.
  6. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    that's because regardless of TSORon's extravagant claims of all the supposed intellects that chose to be screeners at his airport (I'm still amused at his wild claims, I mean federal judges, doctors, Phd's lawyers, etc all gave up their careers to be a screener-LoL!)-No smurf will ever come close to winning a Nobel.
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  7. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    Unless they add a category of "stupidity" then you'd bet TSA would be a reciepent
  8. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    I think you mean Darwin Award
  9. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    No that's for creative ways of removing ones self from the gene pool. TSA doesn't have the intelligence to get even close to doing that.
  10. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

  11. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    "Nobel Prize stumps TSA"

    Of course it does.
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  12. N965VJ

    N965VJ Original Member

    It wasn't TSORon that made those claims; it was a guy in DEN. Like I told him at the time, I wish the guy with a PhD lots of luck paying off the ITT Tech loan on a screener's wage. :eek::p
  13. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    Ron's made his fair share of these claims, much in The Other Place, but here in TUG too.

    Post #61 (Sorry, I couldn't get the embedded linkage to work)
  14. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Nobel Prize: Two many moving parts for TSA screeners?
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  15. FliesWay2Much

    FliesWay2Much Original Member

    Better yet -- imagine if the clerks had tried to tell him that the backscatter NoS was safe and that he got no more radiation than a plane flight...
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  16. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    "Physics? We don't need no stinkin' physics!"
  17. RB

    RB Founding Member

    TSA proved that long ago with the ban on harmless states of matter.
  18. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    TSA: Unable to find (expletive deleted) with both hands and GPS. (And couldn't begin to figure out a road map in any event)
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  19. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    ...even with the help of a posse and a flashlight...

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