TSA retard = Edwin Sanchez Dump cop = Spencer Newman The Queens DA declined to prosecute the case, but by then he'd spent 25 hours in jail being fed ... peanut butter sandwiches. New York Daily News: Peanut butter-loving flier seeks $5 million from TSA worker and Port Authority cop for putting him in sticky situation A former New Yorker is suing a TSA worker at LaGuardia Airport and a Port Authority cop for $5 million after they busted him for trying to bring a jar of Crazy Richard’s peanut butter on the plane. Frank Hannibal claims in a complaint filed in Brooklyn Federal Court that he wound up in the sticky situation when the screener noticed the layer of oil atop his gourmet peanut butter — and ordered him out of the line. They’re looking to confiscate my explosives,” Hannibal sarcastically told his wife and twin 6-year-old daughters, the court papers state. The TSA worker, identified in the papers as Edwin Sanchez, overheard Hannibal, apparently didn’t get the joke — and called the cops. Minutes later, Officer Spencer Newman slapped the cuffs on Hannibal and charged him with falsely reporting an incident, a felony.