People too stupid to be alive ... yet here they are

My Fox Phoenix: Man loses drug money, asks Tucson police for help

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A North Carolina man claims he misplaced $20,000 in drug money and asked authorities to write him an excuse note so a Tucson cartel wouldn't kill him. The Arizona Daily Star says 30-year-old Demarco Alonzo Thomas has been arrested on suspicion of money laundering and racketeering. According to documents from the Tucson Airport Authority Police Department, Thomas thought it might help smooth things over if he could show cartel members a phony receipt from authorities stating they had seized the money.​

 

What's his next step? "Working" for the TSA? He'll fit right in.

 

I changed the thread title from "criminals too stupid to be alive" to "people too stupid to be alive" to accommodate Donkey Man's attorneys, who I feel qualify for this honor right up there along with Donkey Man. I realize everyone -- even the meekest of the meek -- deserves fair representation in our country, but these three attorneys have a few screws loose. I wonder if Doodle has a guardian ad litem?

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Carlos R. Romero, Donkey Man​

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Gainsville Sun: Lawyers for donkey-sex suspect challenge law's constitutionality

Lawyers representing a Marion County man accused of sexual activity with a miniature donkey have filed a motion asking a judge to declare the Florida statute banning sexual activities with animals unconstitutional. Carlos R. Romero, 32, declared last week that he wanted to take his case to trial. He is accused of sexual activities involving animals, a first-degree misdemeanor, after he allegedly was found in a compromising position in August with a female miniature donkey named Doodle.​

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In the motion filed in Marion County court on Dec. 6, the assistant public defenders handling Romero's case — Joshua Wyatt, Scott Schmidt and Joshua Lukman — wrote that the statute infringes upon Romero's due process rights and violates the equal protection clause of the Fourteenth Amendment in the U.S. Constitution.​

Sun Sentinel: Donkey sex suspect's lawyers want to void law banning sex with animals

Carlos R. Romero's lawyers have filed a motion asking a judge to declare the Florida statute banning sexual activities with animals unconstitutional ... Romero, 32, allegedly masturbated with Doodle, a miniature female donkey, in his room. He reportedly said he would have had sex with Doodle at some point -- but that she wasn't ready and was "blooming into maturity,"according to reports.​

 

Here are two more candidates for terminal stupidity. It's kind of amusing if you can keep it all straight ...

KOMO: Two men arrested in 'vigilante sex sting' (Dec 18 2012)

Officers were called to Hotel Five in downtown Seattle Monday afternoon after getting a call from a 19-year-old man who claimed he had been robbed. The man said he went to the hotel to buy some video games from another man. When he arrived, the 28-year-old man claiming to be the seller told the victim he was actually a federal agent and ordered him onto the ground. He then handcuffed the victim and robbed him of $191 and a pair of sunglasses, according to police.

When officers contacted the 28-year-old -- who is not a federal agent -- the man told them the incident had nothing to do with video games. Instead, he told them he had posted an ad on Craigslist offering up sex with an imaginary 14-year-old girl, and the 19-year-old had contacted him about it. Police arrested the 28-year-old for extortion and unlawful imprisonment.

They then asked the 19-year-old if he had gone to the room intending to have sex with a minor. The man changed his story and admitted to going to the hotel for sex, but said the imaginary girl was supposed to be 18-years old. With that admission, officers arrested the 19-year-old as well.​

 

sorry Mike, I got lost back in the donkey story

 

Hopefully you'll figure it out before Doodle blooms into maturity.

 

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Jacob Cox-Brown, living retard​

Social Barrel: Teenager Updates Facebook Status; Gets Arrested

Jacob Cox-Brown, a teenager from Oregon, was arrested for drunk driving, a violation which he foolishly announced on Facebook leading to his arrest. The Facebook status update by Cox-Brown was this: “Drivin drunk … classsic but to whoever’s vehicle i hit i am sorry. “​

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Two of Cox-Brown’s Facebook friends saw this status and immediately reported it to the Astoria Police Department. This information became critical as there has been an initial response by two officers regarding a hit-and-run report at 1 am. The police obtained the Facebook post tips then went directly to Cox-Brown’s residence. The young man was then arrested for two counts of “failing to perform the duties of a driver.” Cox-Brown was not charged with driving while intoxicated because of the 9 hour gap between the confrontation and the report.​

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These appear to be the original reports ...

• KGW: DUII Facebook post lands Astoria teen in jail (Jan 3 2013)
• Daily Astorian: Facebook post lands Astoria man in jail: Jacob Cox-Brown charged with two counts of failing to perform the duties of a driver (Jan 3 2013)

Facebook: Jacob Cox-Brown

 

You know, if we would change a lot of our laws to place the onus back on the individual instead of the "state", Darwinism would increase the opportunity to post stuff like this.... like a lot.

 

Move over, [NSFW >>>] Zumba Maddam [<<< NSFW], you have company on the Group "W" bench!​

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James Crow & Samantha Golt​

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So as to protect the rights of sexual assault victims, TUG​

regrets that we are unable to publish images of the pooch.​

Digital Journal: Delaware mother arrested for having sex with her dog

An animal abuse complaint leads Delaware State Police to find photographs of the 24-year-old, Milford woman engaged in sexual intercourse with her canine. Delaware State Police made an arrest of Samantha L. Golt, in connection to an investigation that the woman engaged in bestiality with her pooch, as her boyfriend 25-year-old James P. Crow watched and even took took photographs.
According to Golt's Facebook page she is the owner of three dogs, including pit bulls and pit bull mixes. A concerned citizen, according to WTOP in Washington D.C., contacted the authorities over concerns that Samantha and her boyfriend were possibly abusing their animals. Recently on Facebook Ms. Golt had mentioned she was having trouble caring for her dogs.
Samantha Golt is the mother of a 4-year-old girl. In the course of their investigation Troopers with the Delaware State Police found a photo of a woman, engaged in sex with a dog. Using the Delaware Justice System Web Portal, the police were able to identify Samantha L. Golt as the woman in the photograph.
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The title of the thread should be changed. People who have sex with animals may not necessarily be stupid, but they are, unequivocally, sick in the head.

 

I agree. but the law here is being misused. they are going after this person for this sexual activity under the guise of protecting the dog. backdooring the perp, pardon the expression. this is a misuse of the law, I believe. There needs to be a conversation about how to handle this type of act. Should it be criminalized? And if so why? Why this one other than other sexual acts done out of the public eye? Remember the old bedroom laws, which are now treated as a joke? This may be one of those things that if done in private ought to be passed over in silence. (or not, as I'm open to counter opinions). You cannot make everything bad, or even a bit sick, illegal.

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I mean, is this a whole lot different than the various sexual devices, surrogates, dolls (reminds one of that old broadway show, Hello Dolly), etc.? Even Handel, in his Messiah, has the line "We all like sheep".

It's all a bit of a sad misuse of human sexuality, but there you have it. It's been going on as long as humankind.

 

I have mixed feelings about the legality of beastiality. On one hand, however sick and perverted the act, if it is done in private, it should not be illegal; however, the welfare of the animal must be protected.

How can anyone say with any certainty that the dog (sheep, goat, cow, horse, etc.) is a willing participant? Dogs, as with other domesticated animals, are very compliant with their human masters. For example, I have seen my dog go through the indignity of having his anal gland expressed (from the inside) with only a sideways, pleading glance to me as if to say, "Mommy, I really don't like this, but if you're not trying to stop him, I guess it's okay that he's doing this, so I won't try to bite his arm off."

 

Of course there will always be kind, thoughtful folks such as the gentleman upthread who was patiently waiting for Doodle to "bloom into maturity".

 

I will not make a "screwed the pooch" joke, I will not make a "screwed the pooch" joke, I will not make a "screwed the pooch" joke...

 

But I will think it and be ashamed of myself for doing so...

 

Surprised nobody cleaned the jerk's clock ...

Huffington Post: Charles Ross, Youtube Prankster, Arrested For Giving Wedgies To Strangers

Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far. Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports. The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.​

 

I'm surprised no one awarded him a third eye. That's a Darwin Award HM, that is.

 

My son was playing a Bach cantata adapted for piano this evening, a lovely piece titled "where sheep may safely graze". My guess is this would not be anywhere near the gentleman you mentioned.

 

Another elevator stopping a few floors short of the top ...

Pegasus News: Vigilante parent arrested for conducting “terror drill” at Celina Elementary

According to a press release from the CPD, school staff stated that 44-year-old Ron Miller, father of a CES student, entered the school office and conducted his own drill to test the school's response to an active shooter situation.​

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O'Dell said Miller approached one of the school's greeters, who help students get out of their cars as they're dropped off, and said he was a gunman and that "his target was in the building and he was going into the building, and [the greeter] wasn't going to stop him."​

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"The thing of it is, this was somebody they all knew and that he was up there every day picking up his kiddo," O'Dell said.​

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O'Dell said Miller took the greeter by surprise but by that time, Miller had reached the office.​

"He told two ladies inside that he was a shooter, and that 'you were dead and you were dead,'" O'Dell said.​

 

umm mike... The media is wrong on this one and making up alot of . The school district and Celina PD jacked that case up from the word go, and the school district admitted they screwed up.

How I know this... I cant say but Celina PD, Celina ISD will be saying " How many zeros you want on that check" as means to preempt a lawsuit in the 8 figure range.