Radio host says TSA agents inappropriately touched, embarrassed her

You're being facetious. To the best of my knowledge, no WEI have ever been detected by the ETD.

It's always some poor old lady's hand lotion.

 

Just another reason to insist the screener put on fresh gloves out of the box, and get fresh testing media out of the container.

• Licking your upper lip slightly during the Grope Speech™ when they get to the part about going up the inner thigh until they meet resistance. If your male assist is a two striper, he might be a Behavior Detection VooDoo practitioner. That burning wood smell is his brain trying to process that microexpression.

Conversation starters:

• "You have nice, big hands."
• That uniform is very attractive on you. Do you work out?

• I'll be back in town next week; would you like to go out for drinks? You look young, but that's okay. I'll let you use the spare fake ID I have. It has Cher's picture on it, but that's another story.

 

Yes, I'm being facetious.