Report: TSA Agents Receive Eternal Cavity Searches in (expletive deleted) [Satire]

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  1. Mike

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    Glossy News: Report: TSA Agents Receive Eternal Cavity Searches in (expletive deleted)

    Washington is ablaze with fury after one of Satan’s lieutenants accidentally leaked the conditions of punishment for TSA agents in (expletive deleted), which include cavity searches that never ever end.

    Buroz Baliferous, a lower demon who works under Satan in the Department of Purgatory Projects, mistakenly emailed details of how the federal workers are treated when they pass through (expletive deleted)’s front gate after a life of pan-molestation to Congressman Hank Johnson’s office.

    As a strong defender of TSA rights, Johnson was quick to release the information to major news networks and the UN, which called the methods of punishment “Incomprehensible, even for Satan,” in an official statement.

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