ROFLMFAO! (You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up)

Discussion in 'What's On Your Mind?' started by Elizabeth Conley, Dec 6, 2011.

  1. Elizabeth Conley

    Elizabeth Conley Original Member

    http://www.wzzm13.com/news/article/...unty-gets-homeland-security-snow-cone-machine

    Our Tax Dollars at Work
     
  2. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Better Snow Cone machines than Strip Search machines.
     
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  3. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    I just got a brilliant idea - take all current TSA smurf-clerks and give them new white uniforms with red-and-white aprons, little paper hats, and make them official airport sno-cone vendors!

    Then they could repurpose the MMW nude-o-scopes into mass-scale hot-dog microwave ovens!

    Air travel would be a BLAST if we did that!
     
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  4. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    Maybe if we give the terrorists enough snow cones they won't bomb us? :confused::p
     
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  5. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    No just put them at the local range(once the radioactive material was removed-- the same material they claim is safe) and let them be targets as i would love to put some 50 cal rounds through one
     
  6. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Tell me again why the federal government is going broke?
     
  7. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Permanent state of war. It's so profitable for a few, and so bad for the rest of us.
     
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  8. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Have these sno cone machines been weaponized?
     
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  9. RadioGirl

    RadioGirl Original Member

    [radio engineer] There's no radioactive material in the MMW scanners, just standard radio electronics. Actually, there's no radioactive material in the x-ray scanners either.[/radio engineer]

    But yeah, I'd be happy to see either kind used for target practice.
     
  10. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    kinder, gentler fascism
     
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  11. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    I sit corrected as the flu has taken me down. Hey I would even provide the ammo for such a event (.380, 9mm, 45acp, .223, .308, 338LM, and 50BMG).
     
  12. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    Where they turned into a snow blower... Be alot more useful, especially in the NE.
     

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