No friggin' way your gas pumping, pizza-box reading hires from the bottom tiers of society are going serve as my advocates, Nappy, so just forget it! No friggin' way! Bangor Daily News: Collins proposes passenger advocates at airports And what makes you think these failures that can't get a job anywhere else are going to do any better as passenger advocates than as checkpoint rapists? How did a woman this stupid end up as 18th in line to succeed the president? Apparently whoever drew up the succession list must have known how dumb she is, because she's at the bottom of the list.