ROTFLMAO: "Under Napolitano’s plan, TSA agents would be cross-trained as passenger advocates."

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Mike, Apr 26, 2012.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    No friggin' way your gas pumping, pizza-box reading hires from the bottom tiers of society are going serve as my advocates, Nappy, so just forget it! No friggin' way!

    Bangor Daily News: Collins proposes passenger advocates at airports

    And what makes you think these failures that can't get a job anywhere else are going to do any better as passenger advocates than as checkpoint rapists?

    How did a woman this stupid end up as 18th in line to succeed the president? Apparently whoever drew up the succession list must have known how dumb she is, because she's at the bottom of the list.
  2. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    She's an idiot. She embarrasses herself every time she opens her mouth. Napolitano, that is.

    But this takes the cake. We need fox and henhouse emoticons. 'Nuff said.
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  3. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Okay, "semloh" left this comment:
    Perhaps someone would like to set him straight. I would but I already left a comment. This kind of (expletive deleted) really needs to be challenged.​
  4. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Nappy is lying through her teeth - yet again.

    Chuckie Schumer is also in on this bill, "
    Restoring Integrity and Good-Heartedness in Traveler Screening."
  5. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Cross-training TSA employees as "passenger advocates" will probably be as successful as training three-toed sloths to be croupiers.
  6. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    Actually that reads a bit like sarcasm to me. The first parenthetical note and the bit about common sense suggest the poster doesn't actually believe the part about true security.

    I might just be undercaffeinated though.
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  7. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    You may be right. So hard to tell anymore what's sarcasm and what's real anymore. That's what happens when you have so many idiots running around just begging to have their butts probed For Security.
  8. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    Would make a good use of a spy camera. Go to the Groper/Advocate and complain and record them while they tell you to piss off.

    Should be a few of these on You Tube a few weeks after they try this program.
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  9. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    what an image. somehow, though, it fits.

    I can just see a three stooges skit on this theme, where curly gets in a slap fight with himself.
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  10. FetePerfection

    FetePerfection Founding Member Coach

    Cross training TSA employees as passenger advocates is like asking prison inmates to police themselves...seriously... this is the best Nappy can come up with?
  11. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    The sad part is that's all she has to come up with. The press, WH and Congress just give her a pass. The last Congress approved her and there's nothing the current one can do to get rid of her or Pistole.

    Their only mechanism is to withhold funding and they simply don't have the stomach for it.
  12. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    If they had the chutzpah to issue subpoenas to Pissy and Nappy every single time they screwed up again, maybe they'd both spend enough time in Congressional hearings to avoid engaging in stupid policy-making outside the hearings...
  13. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    At TSA News. Better late than never. (Having a hard time getting other writers over there to post stuff. I want to see other by-lines besides mine, but, well, since it's all voluntary, can't make people do stuff.)

    Napolitano: TSA agents should play passenger advocate
    by LISA SIMEONE on APRIL 27, 2012
  14. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    You have to understand Big Sis thinking.

    "Passenger advocate" means "from now on we'll use Vaseline for the anal cavity search."
  15. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    Screw Pissy and Nappy. Start issuing subpoenas for the mental midgets actually pulling this :trash:. The four year old gropers and the seven year old gropers and the Congressional gropers for a start.
  16. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    Hey wait, maybe she's on our side! Cross-training in this way would require TSA agents to hold two conflicting, and mutually exclusive thoughts in their heads at one time.

    Did you ever see that old Star Trek episode with Harry Mudd and the logical androids? If you fed the androids the liars paradox their heads would explode (well, they shut down). The passenger advocate system is like that. We could see a spate of TSA head explosions! :D
  17. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    I'd pay good money to see something like that happen.
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  18. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    As would I, but TSA employees are completely devoid of the necessary for a logic problem. Namely, logic.
  19. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    Which is why I don't need to worry about parting with any of my money.

    Well, for that reason anyway...
  20. RB

    RB Founding Member

    TSA Clerks have pretty much proven they are devoid of brains so what would there be to explode?

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