San Francisco Chronicle: How to have fun at the airport

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Mike, Apr 15, 2012.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    The solution will be security layer 23: 10,000 TSA washroom attendants to help you wash your hands properly.
     
  2. RB

    RB Founding Member

    So move it to the checkpoint, drip some peroxide in a few bins or such.
     
  3. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    Holy bejesus, South Park was right.
     
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  4. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Another layer in the baklava!
     
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  5. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    OMG, I was thinking the same thing. And I'm not even a fan!
     
  6. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    Okay, I just have to say it. I finally, finally have to say it.

    Every time I hear you guys say "layers!" I think of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode where Cordelia did well on her SATs, everyone looked stunned, and she said "can't a girl have layers?" Every.time. I read 'layers', I think Cordelia. :)
     
  7. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    How about helping wipe? Since they're going to be 'there' at the checkpoint anyways...
     
  8. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Careful, that might be the point at which they introduce the cavity search (layer 24).
     
  9. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    ..............I so want to point out the difference between wiping and searching (and take a jab at the proper training needed to perform) but I fear I would derail this thread into even darker realms....
     
  10. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    *ahem* On a train here. Must you use the word "derail," you insensitive clod?
     
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  11. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    What has been seen can't be unseen...
     
  12. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    Why am I not surprised that you are a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan? :confused:
     
  13. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    EEEEEeeeyyyyyuuuuuu!! You're gross!!! :td:
     
  14. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    I'm true to form. :)
     
  15. N965VJ

    N965VJ Original Member

  16. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    Is that the
    Is that the place west of PHX?
     
  17. N965VJ

    N965VJ Original Member

    No, it's in TOL. :D
     
  18. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Even the sign is dirty, wonder how clean it is inside?
     

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