San Francisco Chronicle: How to have fun at the airport

The solution will be security layer 23: 10,000 TSA washroom attendants to help you wash your hands properly.

 

So move it to the checkpoint, drip some peroxide in a few bins or such.

 

Holy bejesus, South Park was right.

 

Another layer in the baklava!

 

OMG, I was thinking the same thing. And I'm not even a fan!

 

Okay, I just have to say it. I finally, finally have to say it.

Every time I hear you guys say "layers!" I think of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode where Cordelia did well on her SATs, everyone looked stunned, and she said "can't a girl have layers?" Every.time. I read 'layers', I think Cordelia.

 

How about helping wipe? Since they're going to be 'there' at the checkpoint anyways...

 

Careful, that might be the point at which they introduce the cavity search (layer 24).

 

..............I so want to point out the difference between wiping and searching (and take a jab at the proper training needed to perform) but I fear I would derail this thread into even darker realms....

 

*ahem* On a train here. Must you use the word "derail," you insensitive clod?

 

What has been seen can't be unseen...

 

Why am I not surprised that you are a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan?

 

EEEEEeeeyyyyyuuuuuu!! You're gross!!!

 

I'm true to form.

 

I've long advocated screening be done by the private sector with FAA oversight, and this idea fits well with a business I'm already already a partner in. Mention that you're a TUGer and get a free happy ending! Wait, that doesn't sound right...

 

Is that the

Is that the place west of PHX?

 

No, it's in TOL.

 

Even the sign is dirty, wonder how clean it is inside?