Scary Pizza Slice

Discussion in 'What's On Your Mind?' started by Lisa Simeone, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Another in our continuing series, Annals of the Stupid:

    You can't make this (expletive deleted) up.
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  2. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    Imagine the penalty for brandishing such a replica weapon at the airport!
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  3. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    That would be even worse if they find > 100 ml. of sauce on it. The kid would have to be busted on explosives charges.
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  4. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    If not tasered after failing to respond to, "Drop your weapon!", he would have been interrogated and strip searched for other contraband and weapons. The 10-yr old would be asked questions about his travel behavior. TSA would determine the Concourse needs to be cleared because of the security breach. Nevermind that the weapon and liquids originated at the sterile-side Pizza Hut, America can never be too safe!
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  5. N965VJ

    N965VJ Original Member

    "I realize some might say we are going overboard but the principal is just trying to use an abundance of caution

    Taylor said the school system has made it clear that if her son eats his pizza into the shape of a gun again and there is a similar occurrence, he will be suspended.

    Oh, just go ahead and have him do it again so he gets suspended before the stupidity in that school doesn't rub off on the kid. Or have him do what I did when I was that age - steal some PVC pipe and fittings from a construction site to make a Star Wars laser rifle and take that to school.
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  6. RadioGirl

    RadioGirl Original Member

    Ooooh, :mad: one of these days I'm going to build a wireless sensor network that delivers a zap of 40,000 volts to anyone saying those words. I'm an engineer, I can do that. :D
  7. RB

    RB Founding Member

    I wouldn't say steal, repurposed sounds so much nicer.:D
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  8. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Comments are, with one or two exceptions, against the school's overreaction. ^
  9. Elizabeth Conley

    Elizabeth Conley Original Member

    It sounds to me like an attempt to make boyhood illegal.

    Seriously, he's a boy. It's what boys do. If anyone thinks I'm be sexist here, then that person simply hasn't met any real boys.
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  10. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Trust me, boyhood is a dangerous condition.

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