So flashlights are not okay

OT...
The smurfs could be a good resource - as brain donors...

Let's face it, any brains that may be found in their heads will not be heavily utilised items.
SOP = Once the blue carcass has been checked for the unlikely presence of a brain, any remains should be discarded.
That should thin out the herd

 

The average TSA screener could be a useful source of skin grafts. Plenty of material to work with. Not sure if it'd actually be useful if they've spent much time in the presence of ionizing radiation, though.

 

Not only have I been carrying a AA mini Maglite for years, I have a ski lift ticket lanyard on it so I can wear it around my neck when the power goes out (keeps my hands free).

Oh, the horror! I should just report myself as a tewwowist right now.

 

It's rare that I don't have an Inova X0 in my pocket.

 

All I can think of now is "Young Frankenstein" and "Abby someone ----- Abby Normal"