So flashlights are not okay

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by FaustsAccountant, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Leave no trace

    Leave no trace Original Member

    The smurfs could be a good resource - as brain donors...

    Let's face it, any brains that may be found in their heads will not be heavily utilised items.
    SOP = Once the blue carcass has been checked for the unlikely presence of a brain, any remains should be discarded.
    That should thin out the herd :)
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  2. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    The average TSA screener could be a useful source of skin grafts. Plenty of material to work with. Not sure if it'd actually be useful if they've spent much time in the presence of ionizing radiation, though.
  3. N965VJ

    N965VJ Original Member

    Not only have I been carrying a AA mini Maglite for years, I have a ski lift ticket lanyard on it so I can wear it around my neck when the power goes out (keeps my hands free).

    Oh, the horror! :eek: I should just report myself as a tewwowist right now. :rolleyes:
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  4. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    It's rare that I don't have an Inova X0 in my pocket.
  5. MaximumSisu

    MaximumSisu Requiescat in Pace

    All I can think of now is "Young Frankenstein" and "Abby someone ----- Abby Normal"
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