Speak the English language at me, please, Nico.

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Mike, Aug 17, 2011.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    AZ Family.com: Ten years of TSA pat-downs

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  2. Dude, I know, right? Every quote from him was almost unintelligible in that article:

    What is he even talking about? It's like he's drunk or something.
  3. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    When you're hiring from pizza boxes, you have to take what you can get.
  4. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Sounds like something SATTSO might have written. :D
  5. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Nico is really disappointing. He claims to have served in the Navy as an officer and is still in the Navy reserves.

    He didn't learn much about honor and integrity if he did.
  6. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    This talk of "There's a threat out there and we need to find it. Ooga Booga!" Just makes me want to say that the threat of being manhandled and retraumatized goes on approximately 60,000 times a day at the hands of TSA.

    Now that's a credible threat.
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  7. Bart

    Bart Original Member

    In the video, Melendez clearly says "invasive." Seems to me that this is a spelling mistake by the author of the written article.

    Hate to spoil the fun, but facts are such annoying little things, ain't they?
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  8. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    I just call them as I see them, and if it says "evasive", I say "evasive". What's perhaps more interesting is that the article is accompanied by a pizza ad. :D
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  9. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    A shame, when so many TSOs really, really need to lay off the extra cheese. I remember a parody video that came out around the dawn of scope-n-grope that had "TSOs" talking about how they hated it because air travelers were so fat and disgusting. It cut between several of them in rapid succession all saying "fat."

    Were it a real-life case, what we wouldn't have seen would be the mirrors they were looking into as they read their lines. Think twice about ordering that stuffed-crust meat-lovers' double-sausage extra-cheese pie, clerks. You don't need it.

    What boggles my mind is how out-of-place Reichskommissar John Pistole looks in comparison to A. the average TSA clerk at the average airport checkpoint, B. Bloviating Blogger Bob the Blistering Bullshitter, and C. Reichsminister Janet Napolitano. I mean, in just about every picture or video I've seen of him it looks like someone hooked up a jet engine to a liposuction machine, stuck the tube in his gut and walked away for about 10 hours. Did he miss the memo?


    Mr. Melendez, I remind you also that there are some real Constitutional rights out there that you need to respect. They supersede your security mandate. You and your Nazi kiddie-fiddlers are just going to have to accept that yours is not the most important priority for a free country.

    Or don't accept it - we'll just fire you. Dun' mattah to me.
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  10. AngryMiller

    AngryMiller Original Member

    LOL. Might be or somethine...

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