St. Louis Post Dispatch: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal

Discussion in 'What's On Your Mind?' started by Mike, Feb 21, 2012.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    St. Louis Post Dispatch: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal

    Apparently the dead have been such active participants in Illinois democracy that Illinois politicians are just now realizing that you should not be having sex with them ... Upside is that the corpses will have more time for voting if they're not getting laid.
     
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  2. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    Does that include masturbating to dead porn actresses' movies?
     
  3. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    Aside from the obvious (and significant) "ew" factor, is necrophilia really such a problem in my state that this is what our legislators have to spend their time doing?

    What's the status on that Tenth Amendment Center bill I told you about, guys? How's 'bout spending my tax dollars on helping tell TSA to FOAD?
     
  4. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Seriously, would you really expect the legislators of the most corrupt state in the USA to address any substantive issues, for example, keeping their own hands out of the cookie jar? Get real, man. This is Illinois. Sex or not, the dead still vote.
     
  5. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    What WAS I thinking?
     

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