Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Fisher1949, May 8, 2012.
At long last, someone from a national organization has spoken out about the TSA's abject inability to deal with individuals with medical conditions:
Train, train, train. Yeah, that'll do it.
What a joke.
Yeah, man, juice is scary! I would've panicked, too. We all would. Juice! Juice! Terror in the skies!
I think it has been proven beyond any doubt that TSA screeners are untrainable.
Proof that TSA puts people's lives in jeopardy. Feel safer now?
Obfuscation, backpedaling, and denial by Blogger Bob, et. al. in 3, 2, 1 . . . .
No, but they can probably be conditioned if you beat them enough. Meanwhile, what's a few insulin pumps & a couple dead diabetics? After all, we're under attack.
There is no way to "fix" endemic stupidity except to excise it from the top to the bottom.
Excision typically involves sharps. Can we amend this to include blunt force?
Greenlighted on Fark.
Chain, chain, chain,
Chain of fools.
(Sorry, the words came to mind, but I still have no idea who did this song. Can somebody help with the credits?)
Aretha Franklin - Chain of Fools
Yes, the great, the stupendous, the incomparable Aretha!
(Webmaster, may we have an Aretha emoticon that we can use for greatness, in addition to a fear emoticon, a baklava emoticon, and a sheep emoticon ?) Also maybe an Alice in Wonderland or Looking Glass or Mad Hatter or down-the-rabbit-hole emoticon. Wait, there's more: chicken and roost emoticons.
Myself, I would like a Kafka emoticon. And maybe a Beckett emoticon.
But I want to perform double orchidectomies on them without anesthesia and watch them bleed out. (Need a "walking tall" emoticon tapping a baseball bat on his foot)
With a rusty old bander?
With my SO's rusty girl scout pocket knife. Not only is it rusty, it's dull.
ball bander... dang it.
... Medic 1 be enroute Priority 2 to the comm bay for a C+B male who has FDGB and ROFLHAO hysterically? well played sir well played.
If it can destroy an insulin pump, do I really want to be scanned? Author is having second thoughts ...
Cafe Mom: If TSA Scanners Can Destroy This, What Else Can They Destroy?
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