The SOP: Scantily-Clad Lady Gaga Terrifies Travelers At LAX Airport In that perfect world, TSA would be gone and I would personally screen Lady Gaga. I have no problem with bimbos as long they don't try to communicate too much.
Wrong on two counts. "Bimbo celebs," while they can be irritating attention-mongers, are far from the "worst of the worst." And no, you're not likely to meet terrorists at the airport. Or anywhere else for that matter. Unless they're in blue uniforms with fake badges that say "TSA" on them. Oh, but then the writer's just being redundant.
Surprised that some TSA Clerk didn't demand that the bimbo get dressed or try to have her arrested for indecent exposure.
Doesn't she have some kind of go-go-gadget-helicopter stashed somewhere in those outrageous outfits she wears?