Jon I think its only a matter of time before a (expletive deleted) has a case of whupass opened and it results in the serious traumatic injuries or death of a smurf. Im sorry if that had been my child i would have been up that smurfs (expletive deleted) so quick it would have made pissys balls ache (oh wait their in nappy's purse). I would have also matched one liners for one liners "ive seen a xyz in a teddy bear" and mu response would have been " umm yeah havent seen that pop up on blogdad boobs puppy posts yet, but I have seen many of your kind charged with pedophilia, kiddie porn and plenty of thefts of passengers property". Then the tailing piece i would have first called the cops to file stalking charges on the (expletive deleted) then bait them into a fight as as soon as they make first contact. It would be all over for them and a level 1 trauma would be dished out.