The family that gropes together ....

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Mike, May 14, 2012.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach


    Star-Ledger: At Newark airport, every day is Mother's Day: Mom-and-son TSA screeners make careers at busy airport a family affair

    Gee, thanks Mom. Without you I wouldn't get to spend all this time juggling other men's balls.

    Frank & TravelnMedic, I think I see your career path! :D

    Where is Freud when you need him?
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  2. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Rolling in his grave.
  3. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    Good, they can grope each other. Family values and all that.
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  4. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    First of all, there are no words. My mom worked for her entire career as a civil servant. I would not, in a million years, want that job. No way. No how.

    And then this:

    A future in what? Prostitution? Organized crime? Pedophilia? This kid is clueless.
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  5. I thought the same thing. Either the kid is pathetically misled, or the future he envisions is not one I want to live in.
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  6. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    Oh, this article is rich. There are so, so many things I could comment on, but I'm just going to point this one out:

    It's nice to see that TSA A.S.S. use the confiscated, err voluntarily surrendered items for good instead of the evil they represent.

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  7. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    Yeah, there could have been a machete hidden in that cupcake....
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  8. Al Coholic

    Al Coholic Member

    Are we to understand he still lives with his mom? Hmmmm, makes me wonder...
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  9. Monica47

    Monica47 Original Member

    Probably BurgerKing wouldn't hire him.
  10. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    Read the comments.

    Apparently she isn't a model mom...
  11. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    :vomit:I'll sell my virgin (expletive deleted) on Dupont Circle with the drag queens before I hire on with TSA.

    ^ to the people who shitcan resumes with TSA in the job history.
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  12. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    You can add me to that list...
  13. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    Negative Ghost Rider... Those applications get shitcanned... They are brought to the interview panel for grins and giggles, and then told "Not a chance in (expletive deleted), Good Bye!"

    Frank you of a way to check EMS licenses in NY/NJ? I highly doubt that certification is still valid if there assaulting passengers. Expired EMS Cert doesnt mean anything...your a nobody[/quote]
  14. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Mom should be ashamed that "working" for the TSA is all she's managed to prepare her son to do.

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