Thieving Morons in Omaha

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by KrazyKat, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    Strictly the "lawful" surrender of your personal property, at your expense, being bragged about. A run-o'-the-mill story good for a laugh or comment, entertainment security thanks to Rick Gordon, TSA's federal security director in Nebraska:
    A cast-iron skillet?
    The intent to do what harm with said objects?
     
  2. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    Bricks and pieces of granite as weapons?

    Some laptops are heavier than bricks or pieces of granite. And how, pray tell, am I going to dismantle an airplane with a brick? A piece of granite?

    And the TSA wonders why we don't respect them.
     
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  3. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Obviously you have never watched Eating Raoul. :)
     
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  4. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    As pointed out in the comments, MacGyver could find a way.:D
    No, silly Sunny, TSA's FSD at Eppley Field, Rick (Brainiac) Gordon, knows you would save those for your other evil plans, and would use common tools as pictured for your plane dismantling.

    Omaha's Rick Gordon is on the job, keeping America safe:
    Rick Gordon takes special pride in Omaha's first-in-the-nation catch:
    Putting Omaha in the nation's top 10 for confiscations. :rolleyes:
     
  5. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    And you know what? someone could forced to choke a breathe mint. They better prohibit all breathe mints too.
     
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  6. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    And you know what? someone could forced to choke a breathe mint. They better prohibit all breathe mints too.
     
  7. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    Combined with soda, mints can be deadly deadly explosives.
     
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  8. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    Anyone want to go chime in (or give me the relevant links and I'll do it) to smurf-clerk dumbfuck Timothy Dingess' assertion that 100% of all baggage is screened?

    Wasn't that one of the big points of contention over TSA funding, that cargo still isn't being screened to completion?
     
  9. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Doesn't Ronnie work in Omaha?
     
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  10. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    There is an opening for an assistant FSD in Nebraska. Consider serving beside Rick Gordon and earn up to $150K.
     
  11. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

  12. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    Think I'll pass. I'd rather not be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
     
  13. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    Omaha? Famous for clearing terminals over science projects, not just saving the public from bowling pins, and the ever-present danger of plane dismantling. (If only I had the proper salute icon to attach...)
     
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  14. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    If everyone returned at one time to retrieve their thieved surrendered property, what once weren't weapons now could be!

    These retail stores selling our property richly deserve occupation if not liberation.
     
  15. Doober

    Doober Original Member

  16. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    That's right - my evil plan to take over the entire world!! One dismantled plane at a time! Bwah hahahahahahahaha

    And once I've taken over the world - I'll force you all to wear black! :p

    Okay, I'll lay off the caffeine now.
     
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  17. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    Erm...I already wear black. It's about 85% of my wardrobe.
     
  18. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    Well, okay, you don't have to be part of my evil plan.
     
  19. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Honestly, I'd rather have a sock full of pocket change than a brick.
     
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  20. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Or Tangled.

    "Frying pans. Who knew, right?"
     

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